That would make der fuhrer very happi.

They could re-name it Trumpland.

Oh, and Alabama too! How could I forget Alabama.

I think that Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, should form their own country and leave US. It would solve all of our problems.

That was the funniest thing to happen all millenia

I miss Bo and Peep.

Marshall Applewhite (known within the cult as "Do") had a surprisingly conventional, highly accomplished early life before co-founding Heaven's Gate. Before he became famous for his intense, wide-eyed gaze in recruitment videos, he was a talented musician, a veteran, and the son of a Presbyterian minister.The Early Career & Downward SpiralBorn in Texas in 1931, Applewhite was initially track-oriented toward the church. He earned a degree in philosophy and briefly enrolled in a theological seminary before pivoting sharply into music. He was a gifted baritone singer, worked as a music director for churches, and eventually became a music professor at the University of St. Thomas in Houston.However, his life unraveled in the early 1970s. He was forced to resign from his university teaching job following an inappropriate relationship with a male student. Shortly after, his father passed away. The combination of losing his career, severe depression, and internal conflicts over his sexuality led to a profound personal crisis.The Meeting of "Ti and Do"In 1972, Applewhite met a nurse named Bonnie Nettles (later called "Ti"). The two bonded intensely over a shared interest in biblical prophecy, astrology, and mysticism. They convinced themselves that they were the "Two Witnesses" mentioned in the Book of Revelation.Nettles provided the foundational framework for their theology, blending science fiction and UFO lore with Christian concepts. They believed that the human body was merely a temporary "vehicle" or "vessel," and that true enlightenment meant evolving to the "Next Level"—a physical, genderless existence aboard an extraterrestrial spacecraft.The Evolution into a Cult LeaderWhile Nettles was the strategic mind, Applewhite was the charismatic, theatrical frontman. When Nettles died of cancer in 1985, Applewhite was devastated and his theology shifted. Originally, they taught that they would physically ascend to the spacecraft alive; after her death, Applewhite changed the narrative, claiming that the physical body had to be intentionally shed (abandoned) to make the journey.In his final years leading up to the 1997 mass suicide, Applewhite's control over his followers became total:The "Crew" Rules: Followers lived a highly regimented, monastic lifestyle. They wore identical, unisex clothes and identical haircuts to erase individuality.Castration: To completely eliminate human desires and achieve a genderless state, Applewhite and several other male followers voluntarily underwent surgical castration.The Final "Exit": When the Hale-Bopp comet approached Earth in 1997, Applewhite convinced 38 of his followers that a spacecraft was traveling in its wake to pick them up, leading to their final video logs and subsequent mass suicide.

WTAF is with the little gate that stops you from getting directly back to the salad fridge if you've gone beyond it?!?! Entering from the train area I took a wrong turn and had walk back the entire supermarket's length to buy a packet of spinach, the only thing I'd come in for. Then the exit gates wouldn't open. It's fancy and all, but what an annoying, overly congested, expensive, inefficient supermarket.

I was quite disappointed with the service during my recent visit to Caffé Monte Carlo. The barman seemed more focused on washing dishes than attending to customers waiting to be served. I ended up waiting over 10 minutes just for a coffee and a brioche. When I finally asked about my order, nothing had been prepared yet. Out of courtesy, I decided to say my goodbyes so they wouldn't have to waste any products. Hopefully this will be avoided for future customers because it's unpleasant to wait this much only for a simple quick breakfast.

There was one at the bite of Seattle on July 26th.

Whatever happened to mass shootings?

In 2007, Europe's two highest toilets (at 4,260 metres, 13,976 feet) were taken by helicopter to the top of Mont Blanc. They are also serviced by helicopter. They will serve 30,000 skiers and hikers annually, helping to alleviate the discharge of urine and faeces that spreads down the mountain face with the spring thaw.

It's all part of my anal date rape phantasi:

To all of the guys with small pee-pees who I rightfully rejected over the yearz

You don't believe me.. see for yourself: http://www.bestiality.com/

Anal sex parti happening now at 14630 NE 3rd Street. Glory holes. No way to communicate electonically. Just show up. Dollies... Czech it out.

I suspect she turns tricks on the side...

I hate the nu titzi waitress at Steve's Bar and Grill on NE 20th Ave. She yells "Welcome in hunny" and blasts cuntree music. It's outrageous how she bends over while waiting and sticks her boobs in their faeces, but they love it apparently. I on the other hand won't be going back any time soon. Don't believe me? Here see 4 yer self!

https://stevesbarandgrill.com/

That day has already cum and gone, honey.

I’m looking forward to the day when DT poops his pants on live TV and then his followers start wearing adult diapers and smearing fudge on their butt cracks in solidarity. Then maybe after that we can get down to solving some real problems.

<b1>because ai told me to thatz why</b1>

<b1>because ai told me to thatz why

Wonderful full-bodied white. Apricot, lemon, mineral finish. A friend brought this over after our miscarriage, and it really turned a frown upside down. We’re so happy that we ended up childless and hope to stay that way.

Please post the lezzie hit song “Your clit is on my lipz.”

Double Feature Tonight:

Sybil starring Sally Field

followed by

A Most Deadly Family starring Mary Tyler Moore

Nu and exciting! Lesbian College of Northern Vermont has added a minor for BA undergraduates and a certificate in "Deep Tissue Lesbian Massage". Call for detailz

Be careful. wet farts are fun and loud and happy. But if you keep doing it there will be no gas left and you'll ehd up having shart in public and that's not very fun.

I wanted to tell you about a new college for Lesbians opening up in Northern Vermont:

* Mount Burke Lesbian Normal College
* Offering AA and BA degrees in: Lesbian Studies; Spa Treatments and Massage Therapy; Pre-Chiropratic; Home Economics and pre-Gym Teacher Phys Ed.

How and why would you do that? Put in coffee maker? I don't understand.

5 percent of travellers have admitted to washing their underwear in a hotel room coffee maker.

All that durti fuckin' goin' on right under my nose!

My mother said "Get ye to an abortion clinic!"

My anal date rape phantasi did cum true and it as a disaster! I did NOT say no lube! It was humiliating!

Flock you!!

And after all the cheap sex, this song cums next:

It's Debi Liapis:

I want baby oil:
All over my tits;
All over my ass;
all over
Everything.

What happens when farts no longer become farts but the d-word? In public.