Someone should get these clowns to ‘fall in line’ or, the consequences for Canada will be far WORSE!

He also loves washing machines.

The boy is obsessed with toilets! I guess that's better than being on the phone all the time.

A poop colored toilet is smart!

“The previous owner” is a wild statement when talking about toilets.

I never considered toilet enthusiasts before today.

Tennille filed for divorce from "Captain" Daryl Dragon in the State of Arizona on January 16, 2014, after 39 years of marriage. Dragon was unaware of the termination of his marriage until he was served with the divorce papers. Apparently, love didn't keep them together. Whatever.

Here's a parody version of the Captain & Tendnlle's hit "Muskrat Love."
It's called "Hamster Love" and it's about eating hamsters.

Did you know that Tenile wrote this song?

The singer looked like Debi

I remember dancing to this with a hot hispanic exchange student from Cal State Chico, and getting in a fight over him with Debi LIapis to this song:

Did you hear that Tony Orlando went missing?




They found him at the crack of Dawn.

She said that my farts aren't good enough for her dog to sniff!

The US of A is now imposing a 50% tariff on Canadian-made "wigs (partial), false beards, eyebrows and the like, of synthetic textile materials."

The funny thing is that DT's very own collection of hair pieces were made in Canada. But I guess he can afford the tariffs because of the billions made off of his crypto hoax.

Here's another song that asks a question "Who Has Seen The Wind" by Yoko.. But certainly wasn't a hit.

I love this song it fall is the debacle of late disco era, I think? But it asks a very good question, and I think it's one of the only pop songs that asks a question? Correct me if I'm wrong!

But from 1978!

Those pills mean that abortion is free for everyone in the US, I love it. I'll never need an abortion, or a gay marriage but I say HIP HIP HURRAY! For less children on the continent.

I want to revert back to 1978

She was a one hit wonder and almost refused to record that song out of that fear, but look at it this way better being a 1 hit wonder than a 0 hit wonder.

You can eat my ass, ding dong ding dong:

My anal date rape phantasi finally came true in the Safeway parking lot in Sherman Oaks, CA.

What about me and my anal date rape phantasi... nobody even bothers to ask?

Unicorn
(S)he’s a castrato
Trying to be a
Baritone
In a dark
(absurdist)
Operatic comedy

It's all part of my anal date rape phantasi:

I want a chai halva milk milkshake. With dates.

The psychological dynamics of men married to women who engage in unprotected casual or outside sex—particularly involving specific sexual roles like being the receptive partner ("bottoming")—often revolve around complex emotional coping mechanisms, relationship structures, and individual motivations.In psychological and relationship therapy frameworks, these dynamics generally fall into two distinct categories: non-consensual situations (where the behavior is hidden) and consensual situations (where the behavior is part of an agreed-upon relationship structure).Non-Consensual Contexts (Infidelity)When the behavior occurs without the husband's knowledge or consent, the psychological impact on the husband focuses heavily on trauma and betrayal.Betrayal Trauma: Discovering that a spouse is engaging in unprotected sex often triggers acute psychological distress, anxiety, depression, and symptoms resembling Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).Compromised Safety: The husband experiences a profound loss of both emotional safety and physical safety, due to the unconsented exposure to health risks.Emasculation and Shame: Society often attaches strict stigmas to male cuckoldry or being cheated on, which can lead to severe damage to the husband's self-esteem, identity, and sense of masculinity.Consensual Contexts (Cuckoldry and Hotwifing)When the husband is aware of and consents to his wife having sex with other men—particularly where she takes a receptive role—the psychology is often rooted in specific kink subcultures, such as "hotwifing" or "cuckoldry."The "Cuckold" Psychology: In this dynamic, a man derives psychological or sexual arousal from his wife's sexual encounters with other men. The specific detail of the wife "bottoming" or being receptive often amplifies the psychological themes of male submission, female sexual autonomy, or the presence of a "dominant" outside male (often referred to in the subculture as a "Bull").Compersion: This is the psychological phenomenon of feeling joy or pleasure from witnessing a partner's pleasure. For some husbands, seeing or knowing their wife is highly satisfied by another person provides a deep sense of psychological satisfaction.Masochism and Power Dynamics: For some men, the thrill is tied to psychological masochism—the deliberate triggering of jealousy, inadequacy, or humiliation, which is then processed as sexual excitement within a controlled, consensual boundary.Anxiety-Boredom Continuum: Some couples introduce these dynamics to cure relationship boredom, using the intense psychological anxiety and arousal of outside encounters to supercharge their own sexual connection.Psychological Risks in Consensual DynamicsEven when consensual, managing these specific dynamics requires high levels of emotional intelligence and communication. Mismanagement can lead to severe psychological fallout:The "Tragic Cuckold" Effect: This occurs when a husband initially agrees to the dynamic due to low self-esteem or a desire to please his wife, but later finds himself unable to cope with the intense jealousy and emotional pain.Boundary Creep: Unprotected sex ("unsafe sex") often pushes the boundaries of standard hotwifing, where condoms are typically mandatory. When boundaries are crossed, it can cause the husband to spiral into feelings of abandonment, worthlessness, and severe anxiety.Attachment Security: If the primary marriage lacks a secure emotional attachment, introducing outside partners can accelerate the emotional detachment and ultimate dissolution of the marriage.

Despite the harsh criticism, the letter ends with an overture towards reconciliation. The author wants Helen to understand their perspective and hear Helen's side, proposing a path forward based on mutual understanding rather than anger. The letter effectively functions as a final, desperate attempt to communicate and connect before permanently severing ties.


I am sad to report the death of Edie Buck at the November 23 poop in at the Vue. Edie was a beautiful young lady who slipped on feces in her high heels: true, probably too high, but who are you to judge? She slipped in feces and then cracked her head on the sidewalk. The most horrific part of the story is that her body was molested by the undertaker, adding insult to injury. Pathetic.


I heard the JB has quite a puffy anus, due to all the years of abuse. It's referred to as "The Beebz's Puff Meat."

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Religiously devoted to analingus (sp).

And how is "religious" defined? Religious behavior (going to Church) or beliefs (there is no god)?

What is the source of this durti data? Benton County (of which Corvallis makes up the majority of the population) is the least religious county per capita in the United States.

The anal sex orgy has unfortunately been cancelled due to the ongoing Cyclospora outbreak.

Benton County (of which Corvallis makes up the majority of the population) is the least religious county per capita in the United States.

Anal Sex Orgy tomorrow night at the VUE. Begins at 11PM. Call 503-VUE-4-YOU for detailz

Here is the Thing and it's "Let them Eat Cake" kleptocracy:

I love that wedding cake drama. What a cunt!

Jordie Rosen's new single "Ode to My Lesbianism (A Canadian Tragedy) is being released on vinyl. The "B" side is "Eat Our Vaginas". Order directly from the artist.

INTONATION MATTERS!!!!!

We must call on our elected representatives to remove him from office via the 25th Amendment as soon as possible, by reason of insanity.

Bridezilla Wedding Cake Drama

I was going through my book of poetry and look what I found:

My Catharsis
fuck, shit, cunt, bitch, twat, cumbucket, dumpster diva, precum, semen soufflé,
semen fondue, cum, cum in that twat, schmegma, dirty foreskin, toxic farts, rabid
lesbianism, cunnalingus, hemherhoids, diarrhea, homosexuality in the animal
kingdom -- more than I'm getting in the human one.