This Friday evening at The Vue…

Join the “Emotional Talent Show,” hosted by spirtualist Karishma Dotandfeather. Prizes will be awarded in several categories including…
* Most Creative Emotional Breakdown
* Best Performance of Repressed Rage
* Lifetime Achievement in Passive-Aggression
* Most Convincing Victim Narrative
* Best Anxiety Solo
* Outstanding Achievement in Catastrophizing
* Most Dramatic Existential Crisis
* Best Supporting Inner Child
* Excellence in Overthinking
* Fastest Escalation from “I’m Fine” to Tears
* Most Inspirational Emotional Baggage
* Best Use of Childhood Trauma
* Outstanding Commitment to Self-Sabotage
* Most Impressive Attachment Style
* Best Crying Without Smudging Mascara
* Most Persuasive Guilt Trip
* Excellence in Avoidance
* Best Panic Attack Under Pressure
* Most Authentic Midlife Crisis
* People’s Choice Award for Emotional Damage
* Best Ensemble Cast of Inner Demons
* Most Unnecessary Apology
* Grand Champion of Unresolved Issues
* Best Gaslighting (Self-Division)
* Most Spiritually Enlightened Meltdown
* Best Aura Collapse
* Most Dramatic Mercury Retrograde Excuse
* Outstanding Channeling of Someone Else’s Feelings
* Best Use of Crystals Without Measurable Results

Shouldn’t JELL-O be pronounced “jerroh”??

Chinese Baby very happy!

Lesbians do not belong and that drives them crazy doesn't it? This is not about you, It's about ME! Get it yet?

I find this to be patronizing and lacking empathy.

Where do Lesbian pillow fights in college dorm rooms fall under that 1-5 scale? I don't understand.

Hi Kikuyu, I'm sexually attracted to my mother and want to eat her vagina. Is there something wrong with me? If yes, what it is?

Contact me for counseling sessions: Kikuyu@brown.edu

My name in Kikuyu and I hereby claim this web-site for my social work and private practice. Send correspondence to Kikuyu, PO BOX 2069, Providence, RI. 02192

Sorry I got it mixed up with something else. About the Jewish Ethiopian summer camp incident... very messy.

Dear Kikuyu,

How could this count toward #2? It was a jewish summer camp, thus all meat was white and cut. I’m looking forward to your response.

Yes, it does qualify for #3. And #2, too.

Dear Kikuyu,

I think I did 3 and 5 at the same time – I instigated an all-boy orgy at jewish summer camp in upstate New York. Does this qualify for #3 ?

And when I'm very bad and answer back in sass, I'm Daddy's little devil and Momma says I should take it up the ass.

No, that falls under the categories of 1) maintenance or 2) cosmetic surgery.

Dear Kikuyu,

I had an anal “tune-up” a few years back. Does that count for your item #1, i.e. Mutilation?

Dear Kikuyu,

My sexual attraction is limited 2 my gender and race. I feel pressure 2 branch out butt don’t feel like it. Twat shood 👁️ doo?

I have also experienced all 5:

1. Mutilation - my mother mutilated my vagina with a button hook to the point that I can't have chidren
2. Double black penis penetration - when I ran away from home I had to make money including a porn movie where there was double black penetration
3. Church - I fucked the pastor of my church in the confessions area
4. SHaming - I always wanted to sleep with my father but he wouldn't let me
5. Gang Bang - I initiated a gang bang in college.

I don't know I cunt feel good listening to music by a woman whose hands has touched the vagina of another woman.

She was the singing lesbian!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/03/great-american-state-washington-dc

It's like the cavalcade of perversion!

I have experienced all five.

1) sexual/mutilation phantasies (anal tattoos and scarification)
2) penetration by more than 1 black male at the same time (2 black and one small yellow cock in my hole)
3) penetration in a church setting (i was screwed in the pew at a Lutheran church)
4) shaming - not pretty enough to sleep with daddy (was rejected by my uncle as teen because I was was not hairy enough)
5) gang bang (first one was in high school locker room)

Charles

Dear Kikuyu,

ThanQ 4 asking the questrion. I have 2 of the 5 and they are related.

I was raped in a "gang bang" setting my freshman year at the University of Mississippi. It was quite tragic, and it was videotaped, posted on the Internet, and I had to drop out of school due to the humiliation.

And that resulted in my attempts to mutilate my sexual organs.

Chris

Hi Kikuyu,

I have experienced two of the five.

3) penetration in a church setting. My Sunday school teacher made me beg to give him a bj and then he never let me do it, which was very disappointing to say the least.

4) shaming - not pretty enough to sleep with daddy. Daddy always said that if I lost 20 pounds he would let me taste his cum. Meawhile, my sister Sylvi got all of the action. The rejection was horrible for me.

ThankQ
Tanya

This sounds really miserable: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/03/great-american-state-washington-dc

Hi Kikuyu! I have had 3 of the 5. I have had anal sex with my pastor in the church. I have also been part of a gang bang... 4 guys! Ouch! And I also have been penetrated by 2 black men at the same time! Let's talk!

Spani

Oh Bobo!

They give you the option of spicy or not and I chose not spicy because my stomach has been sensitive lately and it still has a lot of flavour.


Main issue was that this soup wreaked havoc on my intestines all night and the day after. I probably just have a sensitivity to some of their ingredients, but I won’t be coming back.

Here's a jaunty pop-ditty that was generated entirely by AI!

NOTE: the lyrics were written by a real human

I want to eat xtc followed several hours later by cheese fart pizza from Toot-a-Balla.

Don't let anyone kid you. The best fart food on the planet is cheese pizza - motz and prov! https://www.tuttabella.com/location/tutta-bella-bellevue/

With regard to the concerns about anesthesia, I would imagine that it is possible to be cut of permanently from your conscience. In which case you become a vegetable. Like what was her name from the 1970s... Carolyn Qunland?

So solly but the Bernie Goetz defence requires that the gun aimer-weilder be a white, cis-gendered heterosexual male. Double-plus good points if you’re a MAGA supporter.

Ríhanna Kelver should use the Bernie Goetz defence – claim that she felt threatened. CASE CLOSED!!

I hate “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” with a purple passion. Too bad none of the dancers were hit by whatever crashed down from the heavens.

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I'll stay away from DC. I never liked it much but had to go for an annual work trip, which was fun. But not with that thing's face plastered everywhere. No thanQ

I wish I was at teh Great American State Fair, so much fun!

I wonder what this "Crowbar" is all about? https://laramiereporter.substack.com/p/a-laramie-bartender-faces-felony