Don’t do it, Lanie!

The Los Gatos “party mom” is a menace to Sybil society!

I've been thinking about cutting myself again lately....

I like the title of this CMAT song

CMAT (Ciara Mary-Alice Thompson) is a self-described "Big Fat Ugly Bitch" and is apparently a big thing. I've never heard of her B4.

He has been described as an atheist. In addition to standard German and his native Bavarian, he speaks English, French, Greek, Italian and Spanish.He can also read Latin and Ancient Greek.

His appetite for military intervention grows with the eating.

I got some groceries, some peanut butter
To last a couple of days

"Absolutely insane usage of free will"
"it's crazy how they can sound exactly like they look"
"I’ve been working to this on loop for thirteen days and I’ve been promoted three times"
"The first thing that makes sense in 2026"
"This is only way we can win the battle against AI. Live music forever"

Whether or not you choose to eat blood, it’s the ingredient that perhaps best represents our current culinary culture, one that clearly symbolizes the paradox of consuming living things. Every single thing on this planet that can nourish us, animal or plant, was once a thriving organism doing its best to not die. By eating it, we’re simply doing the same thing. Blood forces us to acknowledge this tragic human concession, this animal compromise

Good! NH is up on that chart too! But Mass isn't. Those Massholes are more religious than New Hampshirites. And sodomites!

According to a 2009 Gallup poll, Oregon was paired with Vermont as the two "least religious" states in the U.S.

As if her lesbianism wasn't an abomination enough, her constant talking about was quite annoying. We know what kid of girl she is. She's a woman whose hands have touched the vagina of another woman! I cunt shake her hand? What do I look like. A colleague reported it to management and was fired! Can you imagine? So now I have to work with her and she wont stop talking about her "wife" and her cats, it's very disturbing.

Sorry Bud, I cunt feel anything. I think you need a colon re-tread. I mean you are looser than the Holland Tunnel! Why bore me with you? That's an insult to me! Go way - loser.

That tampopo egg scene is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

I was going to try to stream "Melania" with ads, but I hear it's not even worth a campy laugh. Just 85 minutes to total boredom. POSITIVELY DISGUSTING!

Some more than others, though...

We are all pink on the inside.

Since I've been eating popcorn - big bags of it - i've been shitting so much! It's wonderful to know that your digestive system still works after all of these decades.

I love abortion in Oregon I cunt think of another state where I would want unlimited access to abortion! xoxo

I’m starting the day with a fibre-rich breakfast followed by castor oil shooters so that I can host my own SuperBowel party.

You are unwell and if you continue to harass me I'll have no choice other than to report you to law enforcement and/or Federal "government"

I heard that "Melania" was voted "box office poison" by Rotten Tomatoes.

Baby-birding an eggy yolk to achieve female mouf cummies: That’s creative!

Egging

Egging is more fun than edging.

Edging is sooooo boooooring.