Lindsey “Cracker” Graham is now dead.

Tawat abutt Mitch McConnell?

Why waste your money listening to a live performance of "My Lesbianism" when you can listen to this for free? ↓

The growth of telehealth abortions is a key reason the total number of abortions in the United States has paradoxically increased since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in 2022.

I just want to give a heartfelt thanQ to the Democratic Party for having the integrity to get these losers off the ballot. Eric Swallwell and Platner, enough is enough and I think the Democratic Party for stepping up. The karma will pay dividends.

I am performing my new single "My Lesbianism" with an intimate group of friends at my home in Arizona/. But I am inviting my fans to stream in and watch for only $20 per device! Contact me!

re you sure that Cher is not native American? What is she white trash from El Centro?Yes, genealogists have confirmed that Cher does not have Native American ancestry, despite family stories told during her childhood.Regarding her birthplace and background:El Centro Roots: Cher was indeed born in El Centro, California, on May 20, 1946. However, she has stated that her mother was simply there temporarily to give birth and that she never actually grew up there.Family Background: Her upbringing was financially unstable, but she does not fit the stereotype mentioned. Her mother, Georgia Holt, was a model and aspiring actress originally from Arkansas. Her father, John Sarkisian, was an Armenian-American truck driver.

Usage of the term as a slang word for the anus dates back to at least the 17th century, as shown in Thomas Urquhart's translation of Gargantua by François Rabelais, first published in 1653. "... I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose ..."

Bunghole... it's not what u think:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole

Graham Platner is my anal date rape phantasi!

I'm all ears and I'd love to hear your gang bang experiences! My name is Emily Eisner and I am a PhD student in Social Psychology at the University of Connecticut. I specialize in PTSD, and would love to hear about your gang rape experiences. Thank you so much!

Emily

Back on the Gang Bang:

We got violently ill after eating at the Golden Corral, in Roswell, New Mexico. Violently.

She weaponized her lesbianism with her serpentine tongue.

My gay uncle ended up with cyclospora from eating ass.

The microscopic parasite Cyclospora, which has been reported to cause explosive diarrhea, is surging across the U.S.

Vapid is an adjective used to describe something that is dull, uninspiring, or lacking in intelligence, imagination, and spirit. It typically refers to things like conversations, ideas, or personalities that offer no stimulation or substance.

She looks like a cartoon character and her hubby is equally gross/vapid.

They should rename Susan Dell "Plastic Face"

No ticky no laundry! Regardless of Calgon!

Bonnie Tyler, known for hit song ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ dies age 75.

Susan Lieberman Dell, thatz hoo!

Who is that lady?

535 days into Donald Trump's term, the president's net approval rating is -23, down 0.5 points since last week. 36% approve, 59% disapprove, 4% not sure.

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Shouldn’t JELL-O be pronounced “jerroh”??

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Lesbians do not belong and that drives them crazy doesn't it? This is not about you, It's about ME! Get it yet?

I find this to be patronizing and lacking empathy.

Where do Lesbian pillow fights in college dorm rooms fall under that 1-5 scale? I don't understand.

Hi Kikuyu, I'm sexually attracted to my mother and want to eat her vagina. Is there something wrong with me? If yes, what it is?

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Sorry I got it mixed up with something else. About the Jewish Ethiopian summer camp incident... very messy.

Dear Kikuyu,

How could this count toward #2? It was a jewish summer camp, thus all meat was white and cut. I’m looking forward to your response.

Yes, it does qualify for #3. And #2, too.

Dear Kikuyu,

I think I did 3 and 5 at the same time – I instigated an all-boy orgy at jewish summer camp in upstate New York. Does this qualify for #3 ?

And when I'm very bad and answer back in sass, I'm Daddy's little devil and Momma says I should take it up the ass.

No, that falls under the categories of 1) maintenance or 2) cosmetic surgery.

Dear Kikuyu,

I had an anal “tune-up” a few years back. Does that count for your item #1, i.e. Mutilation?

Dear Kikuyu,

My sexual attraction is limited 2 my gender and race. I feel pressure 2 branch out butt don’t feel like it. Twat shood 👁️ doo?