It's all part of my anal date rape phantasi:

To all of the guys with small pee-pees who I rightfully rejected over the yearz

You don't believe me.. see for yourself: http://www.bestiality.com/

Anal sex parti happening now at 14630 NE 3rd Street. Glory holes. No way to communicate electonically. Just show up. Dollies... Czech it out.

I suspect she turns tricks on the side...

I hate the nu titzi waitress at Steve's Bar and Grill on NE 20th Ave. She yells "Welcome in hunny" and blasts cuntree music. It's outrageous how she bends over while waiting and sticks her boobs in their faeces, but they love it apparently. I on the other hand won't be going back any time soon. Don't believe me? Here see 4 yer self!

https://stevesbarandgrill.com/

That day has already cum and gone, honey.

I’m looking forward to the day when DT poops his pants on live TV and then his followers start wearing adult diapers and smearing fudge on their butt cracks in solidarity. Then maybe after that we can get down to solving some real problems.

<b1>because ai told me to thatz why</b1>

<b1>because ai told me to thatz why

Wonderful full-bodied white. Apricot, lemon, mineral finish. A friend brought this over after our miscarriage, and it really turned a frown upside down. We’re so happy that we ended up childless and hope to stay that way.

Please post the lezzie hit song “Your clit is on my lipz.”

Double Feature Tonight:

Sybil starring Sally Field

followed by

A Most Deadly Family starring Mary Tyler Moore

Nu and exciting! Lesbian College of Northern Vermont has added a minor for BA undergraduates and a certificate in "Deep Tissue Lesbian Massage". Call for detailz

Be careful. wet farts are fun and loud and happy. But if you keep doing it there will be no gas left and you'll ehd up having shart in public and that's not very fun.

I wanted to tell you about a new college for Lesbians opening up in Northern Vermont:

* Mount Burke Lesbian Normal College
* Offering AA and BA degrees in: Lesbian Studies; Spa Treatments and Massage Therapy; Pre-Chiropratic; Home Economics and pre-Gym Teacher Phys Ed.

How and why would you do that? Put in coffee maker? I don't understand.

5 percent of travellers have admitted to washing their underwear in a hotel room coffee maker.

All that durti fuckin' goin' on right under my nose!

My mother said "Get ye to an abortion clinic!"

My anal date rape phantasi did cum true and it as a disaster! I did NOT say no lube! It was humiliating!

Flock you!!

And after all the cheap sex, this song cums next:

It's Debi Liapis:

I want baby oil:
All over my tits;
All over my ass;
all over
Everything.

What happens when farts no longer become farts but the d-word? In public.

I was a Teenage Enema Nurse too. it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's a shitty job but someone has to do it - I question why you did it for 5 years most only do it for a summer. Let me know if u want 2 talk

Anal Date Rape Phantasi month proclamation at Kirkland Shitty Council

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Milo Yiannopoulos should also shut the fuck up. He’s trash.

I'm glad Andrew Sullivan has shut the fuck up.