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Chinese Baby very happy!
- Anonymous, July 6, 2026
- Anonymous, July 6, 2026
Lesbians do not belong and that drives them crazy doesn't it? This is not about you, It's about ME! Get it yet?
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
I find this to be patronizing and lacking empathy.
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
Where do Lesbian pillow fights in college dorm rooms fall under that 1-5 scale? I don't understand.
- Pillow Talk, July 5, 2026
Hi Kikuyu, I'm sexually attracted to my mother and want to eat her vagina. Is there something wrong with me? If yes, what it is?
- Chris, July 5, 2026
Contact me for counseling sessions: Kikuyu@brown.edu
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
My name in Kikuyu and I hereby claim this web-site for my social work and private practice. Send correspondence to Kikuyu, PO BOX 2069, Providence, RI. 02192
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
Sorry I got it mixed up with something else. About the Jewish Ethiopian summer camp incident... very messy.
- Kikuyu, July 5, 2026
Dear Kikuyu,
How could this count toward #2? It was a jewish summer camp, thus all meat was white and cut. I’m looking forward to your response.
- David Birnbaum, July 5, 2026
Yes, it does qualify for #3. And #2, too.
- Kikuyu, July 5, 2026
Dear Kikuyu,
I think I did 3 and 5 at the same time – I instigated an all-boy orgy at jewish summer camp in upstate New York. Does this qualify for #3 ?
- David Birnbaum, July 5, 2026
And when I'm very bad and answer back in sass, I'm Daddy's little devil and Momma says I should take it up the ass.
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
No, that falls under the categories of 1) maintenance or 2) cosmetic surgery.
- Luv Kikuyu, July 5, 2026
Dear Kikuyu,
I had an anal “tune-up” a few years back. Does that count for your item #1, i.e. Mutilation?
- Clifford, July 5, 2026
Dear Kikuyu,
My sexual attraction is limited 2 my gender and race. I feel pressure 2 branch out butt don’t feel like it. Twat shood 👁️ doo?
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
- Anonymous, July 5, 2026
I have also experienced all 5:
1. Mutilation - my mother mutilated my vagina with a button hook to the point that I can't have chidren
2. Double black penis penetration - when I ran away from home I had to make money including a porn movie where there was double black penetration
3. Church - I fucked the pastor of my church in the confessions area
4. SHaming - I always wanted to sleep with my father but he wouldn't let me
5. Gang Bang - I initiated a gang bang in college.
- Sybil, July 5, 2026
I don't know I cunt feel good listening to music by a woman whose hands has touched the vagina of another woman.
1) sexual/mutilation phantasies (anal tattoos and scarification)
2) penetration by more than 1 black male at the same time (2 black and one small yellow cock in my hole)
3) penetration in a church setting (i was screwed in the pew at a Lutheran church)
4) shaming - not pretty enough to sleep with daddy (was rejected by my uncle as teen because I was was not hairy enough)
5) gang bang (first one was in high school locker room)
Charles
- Anonymous, July 4, 2026
Dear Kikuyu,
ThanQ 4 asking the questrion. I have 2 of the 5 and they are related.
I was raped in a "gang bang" setting my freshman year at the University of Mississippi. It was quite tragic, and it was videotaped, posted on the Internet, and I had to drop out of school due to the humiliation.
And that resulted in my attempts to mutilate my sexual organs.
Chris
- Anonymous, July 4, 2026
Hi Kikuyu,
I have experienced two of the five.
3) penetration in a church setting. My Sunday school teacher made me beg to give him a bj and then he never let me do it, which was very disappointing to say the least.
4) shaming - not pretty enough to sleep with daddy. Daddy always said that if I lost 20 pounds he would let me taste his cum. Meawhile, my sister Sylvi got all of the action. The rejection was horrible for me.
Hi Kikuyu! I have had 3 of the 5. I have had anal sex with my pastor in the church. I have also been part of a gang bang... 4 guys! Ouch! And I also have been penetrated by 2 black men at the same time! Let's talk!
They give you the option of spicy or not and I chose not spicy because my stomach has been sensitive lately and it still has a lot of flavour.
Main issue was that this soup wreaked havoc on my intestines all night and the day after. I probably just have a sensitivity to some of their ingredients, but I won’t be coming back.
- Anonymous, July 4, 2026
- Anonymous, July 4, 2026
Here's a jaunty pop-ditty that was generated entirely by AI!
NOTE: the lyrics were written by a real human
- The AI Pop Singer, July 4, 2026
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
I want to eat xtc followed several hours later by cheese fart pizza from Toot-a-Balla.
- Karen Ann Quinlan, the human vegetable, July 3, 2026
With regard to the concerns about anesthesia, I would imagine that it is possible to be cut of permanently from your conscience. In which case you become a vegetable. Like what was her name from the 1970s... Carolyn Qunland?
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
So solly but the Bernie Goetz defence requires that the gun aimer-weilder be a white, cis-gendered heterosexual male. Double-plus good points if you’re a MAGA supporter.
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
Ríhanna Kelver should use the Bernie Goetz defence – claim that she felt threatened. CASE CLOSED!!
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
I hate “The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” with a purple passion. Too bad none of the dancers were hit by whatever crashed down from the heavens.
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
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- Q, July 3, 2026
I'll stay away from DC. I never liked it much but had to go for an annual work trip, which was fun. But not with that thing's face plastered everywhere. No thanQ
- Anonymous, July 3, 2026
I wish I was at teh Great American State Fair, so much fun!