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ANAL DATE RAPE PHANTASI

What? A celebration of anal date rape culture

Where? At the Vue this Saturday night! Call 1-800-VUE-4YOU to find out!

bodily perfection.? The human body emits some of the most disgusting odors you can imagine!

I hear that bestiality porn pays the best for young ladies who have to finance their ivy league college educations. It hurts but it pays off in the end.

Her lesbian was quite dissapointing

That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.

You be WRONG, asshole! The idea of breaking wind as a "status flex" actually belongs to the Roman Empire. The Emperor Claudius reportedly considered a decree allowing people to fart at banquets to protect their health, acknowledging that the wealthy consumed rich, gas-inducing diets. 💨

Wonderful flatulence was a sign a affluence in ancient Greece.

EXPLOSIVE diarrhea is IN!

I hope she gets a concussion from doing jump rope in gym class and her huge tits knock her out!

Farting is primarily embarrassing because it violates social etiquette, feels like a sudden loss of physical control, and draws unwanted attention to private bodily functions. Psychologists note that our reaction often stems from childhood conditioning—we learn early on that flatulence is a taboo that breaks the illusion of bodily perfection.

The only thing that Madonna has ever done like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

I miss Bo and Peep!

Pizza Gate is more credible than Heaven's Gate, the funniest thing that happened all millennium!

https://www.heavensgate.com/

Love the primitive web site!

I'm going to the Greek Restaurant in Issaquah tomorrow and ordering the saganaki lunch and am going fart trumpeting in downtown Tatatown.

I just ordered a pizza from a place called The Piiza Gate. Should I be worried?

The First Lady sets a wonderful example for such oppor-tuna-tease that can be followed by both mothers and their daughters.

There is money for college: you can go into prostitution or pornography. And there are lots of opportunities in the Republican party for young ladies.

I stand corrected:


Anilingus (also spelled analingus)


Although I was not incorrect in my original spelling and will chose to continue to use that one.

Mom says there's no money for college. So I'm doing an OnlyFanz page.

Anilingus. I looked it up on the Internet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

Analingus has been going on since mouths and anuses existed in humans.

I'm on a see sperm diet. If a see sperm I swollow it.

I would like to see HuskIRL's buttcrack

#1 is correct

Lanie had to shut down the abortion casitas because of the growth of telehealth abortions. The casitas are now on the market at fire sale prices.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/108-N-3rd-St_Melrose_NM_88124_M22885-76139

AI taught me something nu 2dae. One of these words is spelled correctly, the other is not. Which is right? Which is wrong?

1. analingus
2. anilingus

Wow, eating ass , or at least writing abutt It's been going on for quite awhile.

I am so happy that Lindsay Graham is dead! Hip Hip Hurray! This is one big huge step forward for human kind.

I didn't realize that analingus was stigmatized in the first place? Did u?

Anilingus (often called rimming) is popular because the anus is packed with sensitive nerve endings, making it highly erogenous. The practice enhances intimacy, serves as exciting foreplay, and—when combined with other acts—can trigger intense full-body orgasms. Additionally, destigmatization in pop culture has driven recent interest.

I'm glad that Lindsay Graham is dead! That's the best news I've heard this millennium!

She was fat...

I like 10,000 Maniacs better:

11,000 dreams are really boring

I LUV DRUGS! THANQ JESUS FOR INVENTING THEM! XOXO

I've seen $3 bills that were less queer than Lindsey G. Are you kidding me? They all knew him down a the "dick dock" near Charleston harbor.

Lindsey “Cracker” Graham is now dead.

Tawat abutt Mitch McConnell?

Why waste your money listening to a live performance of "My Lesbianism" when you can listen to this for free? ↓

The growth of telehealth abortions is a key reason the total number of abortions in the United States has paradoxically increased since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in 2022.

I just want to give a heartfelt thanQ to the Democratic Party for having the integrity to get these losers off the ballot. Eric Swallwell and Platner, enough is enough and I think the Democratic Party for stepping up. The karma will pay dividends.