I was a teenage enema nurse in bondage back in the 1980s and it got be through Barnyard College.

Noone is a peophile.. until they are!

proctology nurse

And I moonlighted as a protology nurse

I went to SW Connecticut Lesbian College back in '69 and I had a successful career as a dental hygenist.

I liked it - i should have given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and back-sliding

I don't know why I thought of this song again but I did:

I want to learn more about the anal date rape phantasi, that I keep hearing about. Plz tell me more tell me more:

I want to learn more about the anal date rape phantasi, that I keep hearing about. Plz tell me more tell me more:

I would like someone to come up with a AI graphic of the "Last Supper" but it's the last farting, with Jesus and the apposles(sp) bending over and farting on eachother. Is that asking 4 2 much?

Cherry pits only contain around 3% amygdalin, and you’d likely need to eat at least 30 crushed seeds in order to experience serious toxicity. Also, the pits pass through your system harmlessly if eaten whole, as the pit does not then get digested. 💩🍒

If you're stoned and have the "munchies," try easting Doritos® and cottage cheese. Once your start, you cuntnot stop.

She understands privilage (sp) because she was an outcast at Bates because she got in because of her father and didn't live on campus. She was ostrasized (sp) there.

Gina earned her undergraduate degree from Bates College in Lewiston, Maine, where her father was a professor of gender studies.

We've finally did it! We are so interested in infesting our pubic universities with "fart art" as a bona-fide major. We have talked about it for a long long time but now iCatharsis.com has finally put its money where its mouth is and are investing in an intern! Gina Low is PhD Candidate in Marketing at the University of Maine at Orono, and will be researching this topic for us! So exciting because Gina has undergraduate degree in political science and as interned for a number of members of Congress including Susan Collins.

Close your legs, it smells like a sewage treatment plant in here!

I would like a pain pill and a margarita please!

I thought that "scrod" was a vernacular name for my ballsack or "scrotum."

Did you know that "scrod" is not a species of fish. It refers to fresh white fish which could be cod or halibut, or other fresh white fish. It was made famous from a Boston restaurant.. I forget which one.

A fillet in food means a boneless piece of meat or fish. Chefs cut this piece from the side of the animal or fish, right next to the backbone. It has no large bones. It is easy to cook and easy to eat.

I feel like cutting myself on TV like Perez Hilton.

I ate it all. :(

Whatever happened to Frusen Glädjé?

What is this? I don't understand.

I know it's difficult to hear this but Susan Collins will win Maine senate election. That inarticulate toilet clogger she's running against - I've seen snowballs in Hell that had better chances!

Anne Murray was a lesbian gym teacher:

The good news is that they found him at the crack of Dawn.

Did you hear that Tony Orlando went missing...?

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Nobody wants to talk about my anal date rape. It wasn't a fantasy either. I was doing a spermester in Copenhagen, and Hans tool an interst in me: I mean a real inerest, isterting microsopes into my genitalia. Until I'll give him credit, he broght me to orgasm.

"My Third Abortion" - a one act play by Celcia Pearce

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