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2 Times a Virgin
20th Century Fox
40 Something II
50 Ways to Lick Your Lover
52 Pick-Up
A Dark Side of the Moon
A Fistfull of Bimbos!
A Geisha's Secret
A Handful of Summers
A Little Christmas Tail
A Scent of a Girl
A Sexual Obsession
A Shot in the Mouth 2
A Sticky Situation
A Touch of Gold
A Touch of Mink
A Woman's Dream
A.S.S.
Acts of Confession
Adult Affairs
Age of Consent
All American Girl
All American Pussy Search
All Night Long
All That Sex
Alley Cat
Amazing Tails V
Amber Lynn's Peter Meter
Amber Pays the Rent
Amber Waves
America's 10 Most Wanted 3
American Dream Girls 5
American Garter
American Hot Ass
American Pie
Americans Most Wanted
Anal Addiction II
Anal Analysis
Anal Attraction
Anal Climax 3
Anal Coeds
Anal Cuties of Chinatown
Anal Cuties of Chinatown III
Anal Encounters 8
Anal Encounters: The Beginning of the End
Anal Fever
Anal Kitten
Anal Lover II
Anal Nation
Anal Rampage II
Anal Rookies
Anal Sensations
Anal Sluts and Sweethearts
Anals of History 2
Angel Kelly Raw
Angel of H.E.A.T.
Angel of the Island
Angel Rising
Angels of Passion
Another Rear View
Anus the Menus
Aroused 2
As Dirty as She Wants to Be
As the Spirit Moves You
Asian Invasion
Asian Silk
Ass Backwards
Asses Galore 3
Asses to Asses, Lust to Lust
Assford Wives
Aussie Vice
Australian Connection
Autoerotica
Autoerotica 2
Avenging Angeli
Baby Cakes
Bachelor's Paradise
Back Door to Hollywood
Back in Style
Back to Nature
Back to Rears
Backdoor Brides 4
Backdoor to Cannes
Backdoor to Hollywood 12
Backdoor to Hollywood Part 2
Backside to the Future
Bad Girls
Bad Girls 4: Jayebird
Balling Instinct
Barbara the Barbarian
Barbii Unleashed
Batteries Included
Battle of the Titans
Bazooka County
Beauty and the Beast: Part II
Beaver Ridge
Bedrooms & Boardrooms
Bedtime for Byron
Bedtime Tales
Bedtime Tales
Beefeaters
Behind the Backdoor 6
Behind You All the Way II
Bend Over Backwards
Best Butte in the West
Best Butte in the West 3
Best of Loose Ends
Best of Shaved Sinners
Betrayed
Between the Sheets
Beverly Hills Copulator
Beverly Hills Cox
Beyond the Denver Dynasty
Big Game
Big Tits, Tight Slits 2
Biker Chicks in Love
Bikini Beach
Bikini Beach 2
Bikini Beach 3
Bimbo Bowlers from Boston
Bimbo Bowlers from Buffalo
Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space!
Bionca on Fire
Bite!
Black Encounters
Black Silk Secrets
Black Valley Girls
Blazing Bedrooms
Blazing Boners
Blond Rider
Blonde Ice
Blonde Ice 2
Blonde Savage
Blow Job Betty
Blow Job, Baby
Blowing in Style
Blue Dreams
Blue Movie
Bodies by Jackie
Body Music
Body Talk
Boiling Point
Bon Appétit
Bonnie & Clyde: Outlaws of Love
Bonnie and Clyde: Desperado
Boomeranal
Bottoms Up
Bottoms Up! Series 8
Breast Side Story
Breast Stroke 2
Breastman Goes to Breastland
Breathless
Bring on the Virgins
Bung Ho Babes
Burlesxxx 2
Burn
Bush League
Bush Pilots II: Deeper in the Bush
Bush Whackers
Busted
Butt's Up, Doc 3
Buttwoman
Cabaret Sin
Caged Fury
Cagney & Stacey
California Reaming
Calvin's Dream
Cannes Connection II
Carnal Cuties
Casanova
Casbah Fantasy
Casey at the Bat
Casing the Crack
Cat Scratch Fever
Certifiably Anal
Channel Blonde
Charli
Charmed & Dangerous
Chasing Asia
Cheeks 5: Cop a Feel
Cheeks 7: Mirror Image
Cherry Cheeks
Chinatown
Clean and Dirty
Close to the Edge
Club DV8
Club Exotica II: Part Two - The Next Day...
Club Ginger
Club Head
Collectible
Coming Clean
Coming of Age
Confessions
Constant Craving
Convenience Store Girls
Cookie 'n' Cream
Cool Sheets
Corruption
Country Comfort
Crack Down
Cram Session
Crocodile Blondee
Cum for Me Carol
Cum One, Cum All 2
Cum Rain, Cum Shine
Cum to Dinner
Cumback Pussy
Cumback Pussy
Cumback Pussy 7
Daydreams Nightdreams
Dear Bridgette
Debbie 4 Hire
Debbie Does 'Em All 2
Debbie Does Wall Street
Deception
Deep Inside Barbii
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes 1
Deep Inside the Orient
Deep Inside Victoria Paris
Desire
Desire
Desperate Women
Devil in the Blue Dress
Dial 'F' for Fantasy
Dial N for Nikki
Diamond Collection Double X 16
Diamond Collection Double X 65
Dick Tracer
Dinner Party at Six
Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 32
Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 35
Dirty Doc's Butt Bangers: Vol. 16
Dirty Dreams
Dirty Harriet
Dirty Laundry 1
Dirty Looks
Dirty Movies
Disoriented
Dixie Dynamite and the All-Star Tit Queens
Door to Door
Double Standards
Double Take
Dr. Butts
Dr. Butts 2
Dr. Butts 3
Dr. Jeckel & Ms. Hide
Dr. Juice's Love Potion
Dr. Truth's Great Sex
Dracula Exotica
Earthquake Girls
Easy Way Out
Eat 'Em and Smile!
Eclipse
Ecstacy
Edge of Sensation
Educating Kascha
Electric Blue 40
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Elvis Slept Here
Emanuelle Around the World
Empire of the Sins
Endzone
Erotic Aerobics
Erotic Radio WSEX
Erotica
Escort De International
Eternity
Even More Dangerous
Everything Goes
Excitable
Expose Me Again
Exposed Rebecca Lord
Eye of the Needle
Eyes of a Dreamer
Family Secrets
Famous Anus
Fantasy Exchange
Fast Girls 2
Feds in Bed
Find Your Love
Flesh in Ecstasy 13: Danielle
Foolish Pleasures
Foolproof
Foot Lovers Only
Foot Lovers Only 4
For Her Pleasure Only
For Your Lips Only
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Forbidden Bodies
Forbidden Games
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Freak dat Booty
French Twist
Friends & Lovers: The Sequel
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From a Whisper to a Scream
From Rags to Riches
From Russia with Lust
Full Moon Bay
Gang Bangs II
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Gere Up
Get Lucky
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Ginger Then and Now
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Girls Who Love to Suck
Gold LeMay
Good Lust Charm
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Great Expectations
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Hard to Stop
Having It All!
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Her Name Was Lisa
Here's Looking at You
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Honey I Blew Everybody... Again
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Hot Diggity Dog
Hot Gun
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Hot T-Shirts
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Hotline 976
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Hypnotic Passions
I Can't Get No... Satisfaction
I Dream of Christy
I Love Lesbians
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I Love Lesbians 5
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I Love Tits
I Love You Molly Flynn
I Wanna Be a Bad Girl
I'm No Brat
Illicit Affairs
Illicit Entry
Images of Desire
Imaginary Lovers
Imagine
Immoral Majority
Immorals 4: Choice Cuts
In a Crystal Fantasy
In All the Right Places
In Deep with the Devil
In the Can
In the Jeans Again
In X-cess
Indian Summer
Indian Summer 2: Sandstorm
Inside Job
Introducing Danielle
Introducing Tabitha
Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell!
Invisible Girl
Invitation Only
It's a Daddy Thing! 3
It's My Body
Jane Bond Meets Octopussy
Jetstream
Jiggly Queens 2
Just Do It
K.U.N.T. T.V.
Kelly
Kelly Eighteen
Kelly Eighteen 2
Kink: Police Chronicles
Kinky Business II
Kiss and Tell
Kiss of the Married Woman
Kisses Don't Lie
Krystal Balling
L.A. Raw
L'acchiappa Cazzi
La Bimbo
LA Meat
Lacy's Hot Anal Summer
Ladies Room
Last Little Whorehouse
Last Tango in Rio
Late Night for Lovers
Latex, Leather and Lace
Lather
Latin Lust
Le Hot Club
Legend
Legend III
Legend Part 2
Legs
Les femmes érotiques
Lethal Lolita
Lick My Lips
Lies of Passion
Little Miss Dangerous
Little Pepper #4: Nikki Dial
Load Warrior II: The Second Coming
Loads of Fun 3
Logical Conclusion
Lolita Spezial 4
Lolita: Adolescenza Perversa
Looking for Mr. Goodsex
Loose Ends III
Loose Ends V
Loose Ends VI
Loose Lips
Losing Control
Lottery Fever
Love Dancers
Love in an Elevator
Love on the Line
Lover's Trance
Lovin' Spoonfuls 4
Low Blows
Lunar Lust
Luscious Lucy in Love
Lust Incorporated
Lust Weekend
Lust with the Stranger
Madam X
Malibu Spice
Mammary Lane
Manbait Part 2
Maneater
Mantrap
Mark of Zara
Married with Hormones
Married with Hormones: Part II
Masseuse II
Maxine
Meltdown
Miami Spice
Miami Spice II
Miracle on 69th Street
Mirage 2
Mischief in the Mansion
Misfits
Miss Anal America
Miss Directed
Mission: Erotica
Mistaken Identity
Misty @ Midnight
Mitzi's Honor
Moist to the Touch
Moore! Moore! Moore!: An Anal Explosion
More Dirty Debutantes #18
More Dirty Debutantes 10
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More Dirty Debutantes 14
More Dirty Debutantes 17
More Dirty Debutantes 7
More Dirty Debutantes 9
Ms. Behaved
Mummy Dearest 2
My Bare Lady
My Wife Is a Call Girl
Mystic Pieces
Mystique
Nasty Ladies III
Nasty Travel Tails
Nasty Travel Tails 2
Naughty Butt Nice
Naughty Girls Need Love Too
Naughty Nina
Never Enough
New Sensations
New Wave Hookers 2
Night Trips II
Nightmare on Dyke Street
Nikki Dial's Secrets of Sexcess
Nina's Knockouts
No More Mr. Nice Guy
No Time for Love
Nooner
Nurse Teanna
Nymph Fever
Nymphette Does Hollywood
Obsession
Older Men with Younger Women 2
On Your Honor
Once Upon an Anal
One Night at a Time
One of Our Porn Stars Is Missing
One Wife to Give
Oral Clinic
Oral Majority 8
Oral Obsession Two: The Phone Booth
Oriental Spice
Other People's Pussy
Outrageous Orgies 6
Overtime 6 - All Anal
Palm Springs or Bust!
Paris Burnning
Parlor Games
Parting Shots
Passionate Lips
Passions of Heather Lear
Peepshows 28 - More Big Tits
Peggy Sue
Perils of Paula
Peyton's Place
Philmore Butts Taking Care of Business
Phone Sex Girls: Australia
Pick-Up Lines 14
Pick-Up Lines 25
Pick-Up Lines 50
Pick-Up Lines 6
Pick-Up Lines 8
Pink and Pretty
Plato's: The Movie
Play Christy for Me
Play Me
Playin' with Fire
Playing with Fire
Please Cum Inside Me
Please Cum Inside Me 10
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Please Cum Inside Me 12
Please Cum Inside Me 14
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Please Cum Inside Me 2
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Please Cum Inside Me 5
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Please Cum Inside Me 9
Pleasure Is My Business
Pleasure Principle
Poor Little Rich Girl Part 1
Poor Little Rich Girl Part 2
Porn on the Fourth of July
Possessions
Postcards from Abroad
Potpourri
Power Blonde
Precious Gems
Precious Peaks
Prelude
Pretty in Peach
Prince of Lies
Private Dancer
Private Encounters
Proposals
Pumping Irene
Pumping Irene II
Purely Sexual
Pussy Clips 12
Pussy Clips 8
Pussyman 14
Pussyman 2: The Prize
Pussywoman 3
Puttin' Her Ass on the Line
Rachel Ryan Exposed
Rachel Ryan RR
Radical Affairs 7
Raging Weekend
Rain Woman
Rainwoman 2: After the Deluge
Rapture
Raunch
Raunch 10: Uncut Jewel
Ravaged Rivalry
Raw Sex 1
Raw Sex 2
Raw Sex 3
Raw Sex 4
Raw Sex 5
Raw Sex 6
Raw Sex 7
Raw Sex 8
Read My Lips
Ready, Willing and Anal
Real Female Masturbation 12
Real Sex Magazine 10
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Real Sex Magazine 18
Real Sex Magazine 3
Real Sex Magazine 5
Rear View
Red Velvet
Revealed
Ride a Pink Lady
Roadgirls
Robofox
Robofox II: 'The Collector'
Rocket Girls
Romancing the Butt
Roto-rammer
Rough Draft
Sacrificed to Love
Saddletramp
Saturday Night Special
Savage Fury 2
Savanah Unleased
Savannah Superstar
Scandalous
Scared Stiff
Science Friction
Scotty's X-Rated Adventure
Scream in the Night
Sea of Lust
Search for an Angel
Secret Cravings
Secrets
Seduction by Fire
Seduction of Jennifer
Seka's Fantasies
Servin' It Up
Sex Asylum III
Sex Crazy
Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous 1
Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous 2
Sex Ranch
Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob
Sex Under Glass
Sex with a Stranger
Sex-Starved Housewives
Sexboat
Sextectives
Sexual Intent
Sexual Relations
Sexy Delights
Sexy Nurses 2
Shadows in the Dark
Shameless Lady
Shattered
Shaved Sinners 2
Shifting Gere
Silver Elegance
Silver Seduction
Simply Irresistible
Sinderella
Sinderella: Part Two
Single Tight Female
Single White Woman
Sins of Angel Kelly
Sittin' Pretty II
Skin Deep
Skin Dive
Skintight
Slave to Love
Sleeping Beauty Aroused
Sleeping with Emily
Slipping It In
Smooth and Easy
Snatch Masters 18
Snatchbuckler
Sodom and Gomorrah
Sodomania 1: Tails of Perversity
Sodomania 2: More Tails
Sodomania 5: Euro/American Style
Soft Tail
Soft Warm Rain
Somebody's Dinner Party
Someone Else
Songbird
Sophisticated Women
Spanish Fly
Speedtrap
Spellbound
Splash Shots
Squalor Motel
Squirt on the Hunt
Stacked with Honors
Stake Out
Star Cuts 61: Keisha
Steamy Windows
Sterling Silver
Sticky Lips
Stiff Compitition II
Strange Love
Strictly Business
Strippers Inc.
Strippers Inc. 2
Strippers Inc. 3
Stud Hunters
Studio Sex
Submission
Summer Games
Summer Lovers
Sunny
Sunny's Slumber Party
Superstar Sex Challenge
Swedish Erotica 23
Swedish Erotica Featurettes 2
Sweet Chastity
Sweet Cheeks
Sweet Dreams
Swing and Swap Party 2
Switch Hitters
Taboo 16
Taboo VIII
Tailiens 2
Tailiens 3
Tails from the Zipper
Take 69
Takin' It to the Limit
Takin' It to the Streets
Tale of Two Titties
Tales by Taylor
Tales of the Uncensored
Talk Dirty to Me: Part 7
Talk Dirty to Me: Part 8
Talk Dirty to Me: Part Six
Taste of Tori Welles
Temperatures Rising
That Lucky Stiff
The A Chronicles
The A's Have It
The Anal Team
The Anal-Europe Series 2: Fantasies
The Anal-Europe Series 3: The Museum of the Living Art
The Analizer
The Autobiography of Herman Flogger
The Backway Inn
The Bare-assed Naked Gun
The Barlow Affair
The Best Rears of Our Lives
The Big Thrill
The Bimbo
The Bitch Is Back
The Blonde & the Beautiful
The Blonde & the Beautiful 2
The Bod Squad
The Boss
The Butt Sisters Do Detroit
The Case of the Crooked Cat House
The Cockateer
The Cockateer 2
The Dancers
The Devil in Miss Jones II: The Devil's Agenda
The Dinner Party
The Dirty Little Mind of Martin Fink
The Easy Way
The Eleventh Commandment
The End of the Innocence
The Filthy Rich: A 24 K-Dirty Movie
The Girl with the Blue Jeans Off
The Girls on F Street
The Goddaughter
The Goddaughter: Part II
The Howard Sperm Show
The Insatiable Hyapatia Lee
The Kink
The Last Anal Hero
The Last Resort
The Last Temptations of Kristi
The Layout
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
The Load Warrior
The Love Scene
The Love Shack
The Luscious Baker Girls
The Magic Box
The Magic Shower
The Midas Touch
The Mistress
The Naked Truth
The New Barbarians
The New Barbarians 2
The Nicole Stanton Story: 'The Rise'
The Night Before
The Only Game in Town?
The Orgy
The Orgy 2
The Orgy 3
The Outlaw
The Pawnbroker
The Price Was Right
The Prince of Lies
The Psychic
The Red Garter
The Return of Dr. F
The Savannah Affair
The Scarlet Mistress
The Search for Pink October
The Sexpert
The Sexual Limits
The Smart Ass 2: Rusty's Revenge
The Smart Ass Vacation
The Taming of Tami
The Tasting
The Tattle Tail
The Tease
The Touchables: The Men Girls Pay to Touch
The Unashamed
The Video Adventures of Peeping Tom 7
The Video Adventures of Peeping Tom Vol. 6
The Violation of Tori Welles
The Vision
The Wild, Wild West
The Witching Hour
The Wong Side of Town
The World According to Ginger
The X-Team
The Year of the Sex Dragon
The Young and the Wrestling
The Young and the Wrestling: round 2
Three Men and a Barbi
Tinseltown
Tit for Tat
Titillation
Titillation
Titty Slickers
To Lust in LA
To the Top: The Nicole Stanton Story Part Two
Too Hot to Stop
Too Hot to Touch 2
Tools of the Trade
Torrid House
Torrid Without a Cause 2
Tory Without a Cause
Total Reball
Tracey and the Bandit
Trampire
Transparent Desires
Trick Tracey
Trick Tracy 2: Tracy Loves Dick
Trouble
True Blue
True Confessions of Hiapatia Lee
True Confessions of Tori Welles
True Sin
Truth or Dare
Tug of Love
Tunnel of Love
Ultra Head
Unchain My Heart
Unchained Melanie
Undercover Lover
Uniform Behavior
Up All Night
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Use It or Lose It!
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Vampire's Kiss
Vanity
Vegas 1: Royal Flush
Vegas 3: Let It Ride
Vegas 4: Jokers Wild
Vegas 5: Blackjack
Venus: Wings of Seduction
Victoria and Company
Video Adventures of Peeping Tom
Vivid Girl Confidential: Nikki Tyler
Warm Pink
Warm to the Touch
Weekend at Joey's
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Wet Fingers
Wet Paint
What a Piece of Ass
What's Up Doc
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Who Framed Ginger Grant?
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?: Part Two
Whore House
Wicked Classics
Wicked Sensations Part II
Wicked Wenches
Wicked Wish
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Wild Goose Chase
Wild in the Woods
Wild Wild Chest
Wild Women 44: Keisha
Wildflower
Willing Women
Women in Uniform
Words of Love
World Sex Tour 1
World Sex Tour 2: France
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WPINK-TV 5
Wrapped Up
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You Bet Your Buns
Young and Innocent
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I miss Randy West. :(

According to a personal account relayed by her former NYU roommate Craig Thornton, Gretchen Somerfeld once worked for Ellen DeGeneres and was fired. No publicly available records independently confirm the account, its circumstances, or DeGeneres’s personal involvement. However, it's a known fact that Ellen was a cunt so it's probably true.

Q. Was Gretchen Somerfeld was fired by Ellen DeGeneres during one of Ellen's infamous "off-with-her-head!" tirades?

A. There is no available information indicating that Gretchen Somerfeld was ever employed by or fired from The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Lesbianism is so 1990s.

lesbianism is so three years ago

I am not a dumb shit. I have a 145 IQ! I refused to be called that.

What’s the matter? I’ll tell you whats the matter!!

The female lead singer of The Seeks was named Judith Mavis Cock. What a stupid name!

TheSeekers were from Australia, not England, you dumb shit.

The English are not pretty people.

I was a teenage enema nurse in bondage back in the 1980s and it got be through Barnyard College.

Noone is a peophile.. until they are!

proctology nurse

And I moonlighted as a protology nurse

I went to SW Connecticut Lesbian College back in '69 and I had a successful career as a dental hygenist.

I liked it - i should have given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and back-sliding

I don't know why I thought of this song again but I did:

I want to learn more about the anal date rape phantasi, that I keep hearing about. Plz tell me more tell me more:

I want to learn more about the anal date rape phantasi, that I keep hearing about. Plz tell me more tell me more:

I would like someone to come up with a AI graphic of the "Last Supper" but it's the last farting, with Jesus and the apposles(sp) bending over and farting on eachother. Is that asking 4 2 much?

Cherry pits only contain around 3% amygdalin, and you’d likely need to eat at least 30 crushed seeds in order to experience serious toxicity. Also, the pits pass through your system harmlessly if eaten whole, as the pit does not then get digested. 💩🍒

If you're stoned and have the "munchies," try easting Doritos® and cottage cheese. Once your start, you cuntnot stop.

She understands privilage (sp) because she was an outcast at Bates because she got in because of her father and didn't live on campus. She was ostrasized (sp) there.

Gina earned her undergraduate degree from Bates College in Lewiston, Maine, where her father was a professor of gender studies.

We've finally did it! We are so interested in infesting our pubic universities with "fart art" as a bona-fide major. We have talked about it for a long long time but now iCatharsis.com has finally put its money where its mouth is and are investing in an intern! Gina Low is PhD Candidate in Marketing at the University of Maine at Orono, and will be researching this topic for us! So exciting because Gina has undergraduate degree in political science and as interned for a number of members of Congress including Susan Collins.

Close your legs, it smells like a sewage treatment plant in here!

I would like a pain pill and a margarita please!

I thought that "scrod" was a vernacular name for my ballsack or "scrotum."

Did you know that "scrod" is not a species of fish. It refers to fresh white fish which could be cod or halibut, or other fresh white fish. It was made famous from a Boston restaurant.. I forget which one.

A fillet in food means a boneless piece of meat or fish. Chefs cut this piece from the side of the animal or fish, right next to the backbone. It has no large bones. It is easy to cook and easy to eat.

I feel like cutting myself on TV like Perez Hilton.

I ate it all. :(

Whatever happened to Frusen Glädjé?

What is this? I don't understand.