When Diana Ross was pulled over on December 30, 2002, in Tucson, Arizona, she was staying at the nearby luxury wellness resort, Canyon Ranch.
According to the Tucson Police Department report, she told the arresting officer that she had left the resort and gotten turned around while trying to find a Blockbuster video store to rent a movie.
Key details of the incident include:
• The Traffic Stop: Officers pulled her white vehicle over after receiving a call about a driver traveling the wrong way—heading south in the northbound lanes—on the east side of Tucson (near Tanque Verde and Sabino Canyon Road). She had ultimately pulled into a handicapped parking spot at a closed Blockbuster.
• The Sobriety Tests: The police report noted she had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech. During the field sobriety tests, she struggled significantly—stumbling when trying to walk a straight line, falling down while trying to balance on one leg (and laughing about it), and mixing up letters when asked to write the alphabet.
• The Charges: Her breathalyzer test came back at a 0.20% blood-alcohol concentration, which was more than double Arizona's legal limit of 0.08%, triggering an "extreme DUI" charge. Because she was polite and cooperative, officers cited her and gave her a ride back to her accommodations at Canyon Ranch rather than booking her into jail that night.
She eventually pleaded no contest to the DUI charge in 2004 and was sentenced to 48 hours in jail.

TRICK OR TREAT? DON'T BE FOOLED!

About thirty year ago at a gay Holloween party, I let a "caveman" blow me in the basement and ended up with gonnorheah (sp.) which ruined my trip to San Francisco the following weekend.

That 'lil DINGLEBERRY!

It's not the Pope.. it's the poop! Thatz what they should call him from now on after this.

Anal date rape!

It's a date rape haven: https://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/2026/10/11/sexual-assault-incident-stuns-rivier/?fbclid=IwY2xjawU5CcRleHRuA2FlbQIxMABwZG9mAWJyaWQRMURWVkc1SXR6c3dTQlVyTHRzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeBtuZ3jhgCIGKVWKurbb-9P9qpbtjJ1QCaTbzD9NsH1pombLE2OmXObjLw2w_aem_zg9v7MyM_0yeRthawW_WEQ

It stings a little bit but she likes it!

She washes out her putana hole every day with Jean Nate

She probably uses Jean Nate.

Such a poutana

Nutella Hole would be even better!

I like Nilla Hole better

I’m thinking it’s time for a new online hookup name: Vanilla Hole or Nilla Hole. Which one do you like better?

iv'e becum a human toilet - pee on me

It's horrible what happened to Red Lobster - any moron can tell you that all year round all-you-can-eat shrimp deals will bankrupt the biz! Give me a break! I love Red Lobster I always stop at the one in Olympia on the way to Portland. And get the steamed live lobster.

CUM BUCKET TRY-OUTS

atThe Vue

The producers of the new film "Cum Bucket" will be holding auditions at the Vue this Saturday at 2PM. The film is an explicit hard core pornographic film featuring heterosexual, male-on-male, and female-on-female action. And tiny sprinkles of soft-core bestiality interspersed!

Show up at 2PM at 1717 SW 10th AVE. You will be inspected at the door and you may or may not be admitted to the auditions. That's show biz, Cookie.

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1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.

2) Use their monopoly power to price gouge consumers and shaft workers.

3) Use profits to make political donations.

4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.

5) Repeat.

Did you know....

"Juan de Fuca" is a hispanicization of the Greek name Ioannis Fokas or Phokas (Ἰωάννης Φωκᾶς), latinized as Johannes Phocas. However, his exact name is somewhat uncertain. Some sources state that his actual name was Apostolos Valerianos (Ἀπόστολος Βαλεριάνος). It is possible that he was baptized as Apostolos and later adopted the name Ioannis or Juan because Apóstol is not a common Spanish name. It is known that his father and grandfather bore the name Focas, so it seems likely that Valerianos was a nickname or epithet borrowed from the village where he grew up on Cephalonia.

Did you know....

"Juan de Fuca" is a hispanicization of the Greek name Ioannis Fokas or Phokas (Ἰωάννης Φωκᾶς), latinized as Johannes Phocas. However, his exact name is somewhat uncertain. Some sources state that his actual name was Apostolos Valerianos (Ἀπόστολος Βαλεριάνος). It is possible that he was baptized as Apostolos and later adopted the name Ioannis or Juan because Apóstol is not a common Spanish name. It is known that his father and grandfather bore the name Focas, so it seems likely that Valerianos was a nickname or epithet borrowed from the village where he grew up on Cephalonia.

Her bitter lesbianism gave her an awkward aura - all of her life

This suit will be featured at the next Poop-in® ↓

Is this necessary? Should I be using it?

https://ca.manscaped.com/products/ball-scrub

The have all be recalled to a secret forest venue in Vermont by their supreme leader, Hilary. Stay tuna-ed for details!

What happened to the lesbians? I don't hear them anymore during the second administration. Where have all the lesbians gone?

I'm surprised Gresham and Aloha didn't make the list.

It's literally a shit-hole

I lost my homosexual virgini-T in Shitty City #6, Longview.

PeEll is a suburb of Centralia, I think?

If you don't want to watch the worst place in the PNW is Centralia, and I couldn't agree more, what a shit hole!

Well, it wasn’t Arizona. I can tell you that for sure!

Seabrook is not on that list?