My daddy did poo-poos in my mouth and I really, realy loved it. Mamma took pictures!
-Anonymous, November 2, 2019
My auntie ate Richard Burtons ass back in ‘59 and did not like it.
-Anonymous, November 1, 2019
Ew! Your tears smell like eggs!
-Sarah S., November 1, 2019
It seems like impeachment season. I can smell it in the air!
I wonder how Americans will react when Trump declares marshal law. That won’t be pretty. Just as long as it doesn't disrupt Black Friday. Guess there’s always Cyber Monday. Anyway, what were we talking about?